You may stick a trumpet in each others bumhole and if your lucky you can fart in it and a beautiful melody will arise from the depths
by Peter Griffin420 April 21, 2022
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Shana: I liked Urban Dictionary before it was Trumpsessed.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.
Mary: Yeah, every day there's a new and completely random trump word.
by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017
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Trumpsexual is a term used for anyone who has dick rode and bandwaggoned Donal Trump so much that Trump has become the basis of their sexuality and life. A Trumpsexual is likely to tell you some of the most blasphemous things you will ever hear. For example "Donald Trump Is the G.O.A.T" or "Trump is better than Obama" and any other insane, not even logical shit they can think of. A Trumpsexual is literally the most annoying person ever. That will tell you Trump is the greatest but not tell you why and then whenever you tell them Trump lost more votes than he has won. They will blame 'fake news' instead of giving him any blame. A Trumpsexual tends to bring up other politicians like Clinton to change the topic away from Trump. A Trumpsexual is literally in a full fledged relationship with Donald mentally. and they will defend their boo with their life. Its quite sad honestly. Most of them don't even understand politics.
Pete- Hey man, you see Obama's last speech on unity? It was dope. So well said.
Daryl- Yeah, but see Trumps speech against the libtards 2 weeks ago. He has the best words.
Pete- yeah, but Obama's speech was a monumental moment.
Daryl- Trump is way better than Obummer anyway. Check out my 'Make America Great Again' hat and my camo jacket.
Pete- what did you do with your clan robes?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he tells us its ok to wear them in public again.
Pete- Oh (awkward pause)
Daryl- Obama sucks, Trump is better than Obama and FDR combined
Pete- FDR realigned American politics and helped lead us through most of WWII, Obama was the first non white US president, and passed some monumental reforms. Trumps approval rating is 36%. Trump would not be shit without the money he inherited. He is a joke. He isn't even in the top 20 presidents. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah well what about Hillary Clinton dude, she lost all those emails and benghazi stuff.
Pete- Changing the topic like a trumpsexual does.
Daryl- Yeah, but see Trumps speech against the libtards 2 weeks ago. He has the best words.
Pete- yeah, but Obama's speech was a monumental moment.
Daryl- Trump is way better than Obummer anyway. Check out my 'Make America Great Again' hat and my camo jacket.
Pete- what did you do with your clan robes?
Daryl- Put in the closet in case he tells us its ok to wear them in public again.
Pete- Oh (awkward pause)
Daryl- Obama sucks, Trump is better than Obama and FDR combined
Pete- FDR realigned American politics and helped lead us through most of WWII, Obama was the first non white US president, and passed some monumental reforms. Trumps approval rating is 36%. Trump would not be shit without the money he inherited. He is a joke. He isn't even in the top 20 presidents. You are dickriding him
Daryl- yeah well what about Hillary Clinton dude, she lost all those emails and benghazi stuff.
Pete- Changing the topic like a trumpsexual does.
by COVFEFETER June 12, 2017
Get the Trumpsexual mug.R.I.P. Sharon Jones, another tragic trumpsequence of the 2016 Presidential Election: “…suffered a stroke while watching the 2016 United States presidential election results and another the following day.37 She died on November 18, 2016, in Cooperstown, New York, aged 60. According to bandmate Gabriel Roth, "She told the people that were at the hospital that Trump gave her the stroke. ... She was blaming Trump for the whole thing." 3839 Roth was quick to add that this was nothing more than a bit of light-hearted banter, though, and that Jones remained in good spirits surrounded by family, friends, and fellow musicians until suffering another stroke the following Wednesday.”
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by treeguywussp November 25, 2016
Get the trumpsequence mug.Having an anti-Trump obsession. Constant daily posts or rants about how much you don't like him. An obsession far greater than any Trump supporter. The worst obsession to have; to obsses about something you hate.
by MuddyRootsMan December 1, 2017
Get the TRUMPSESSION mug.To be in love for donald trump. If you are female he is the only one you love and if you are male he is also the only one you love.
by BigSmexyBeast January 25, 2021
Get the Trumpsexual mug.When the sex is that bad you are forced to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and tell the person your having sex with that their fired!
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
When you fire a prostitute for lousy sex.
The act of saying, "Your Fired!" during sex.
When you fire your girlfriend/boyfriend, one night stand or someone you've just picked up; that does not meet your standards in sex.
"I'm sorry I'm not that kinna girl that would go down on a guy on a first date."
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
"Sorry babe!" "I'm gonna have to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver, Your Fired!" "I'll call you a cab and you can wait out on the street corner while I organise a more experienced player for my cock."
I picked this really drunk chick up at a club, she seemed alright at the club. Either I sobered up, or she got more uglier. But during sex she started slobbering all over my dick and didn't know how to give head, so I had to perform the Donald Trump Sex Maneuver and fire her ass!
"I love sucking cock, am I doing it right?"
"Your Fired!"
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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