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Trumplet Spawn 

A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.
"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"
Trumplet Spawn by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016

Trumppet 

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.
Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!
Trumppet by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

trumpetard 

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.
example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"
trumpetard by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumplespeak 

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.
Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.
Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015