Trumplet

A republican politician that tries to out Trump the Trump in insanity but just comes out a Trump wannabe

All the other republican nominees are turning into trumplets

by KiGavin October 11, 2016

Trumplet Spawn

A hardcore Trump asskisser who has bumper stickers plastered all over their car, and basically any kind of merchandise available. They're ignorant creaturws who make America as racist as possible. They deny the fact that they are all europeans and that this land is Native Americans, not theirs. You can find them anywhere, Costco, 99 Cent Store, your mom's basement, etc.

"Hey! I just caught a Trumlet Spawn!"

"Make sure your Trumplet Spawn's skin is light enough!"

by ArtsyFur December 23, 2016

Trumppet

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.

Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

Trumplespeak

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 12, 2015