(noun) An obvious scapegoat for something that has completely nothing to do with the issue being discussed; an acceptable excuse to divert attention away from the actual culprit or culprits
Person 1: man thaw previous President was the reason that the Ohio train derailed.
Person 2: How, he hasn’t been in charge for 2 years. Didn’t the new guy undo everything the other guy did?
Person 1: It was his deregulation that caused the derailment
When a bunch of teenagers stay out all night, on a field or just outside of home, with no parents, going to shops (like mc Donald's) untill 2 in the morning.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'