Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands

Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.

by fffrick August 1, 2016

trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.

She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.

by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016

trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.

Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.

by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016