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Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands
Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.
by fffrick August 1, 2016
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trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.
She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.
by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016
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trump hands

A person who has small hands relative to their size. Typically used in conjunction as a reference for the size of the representatives small male reproductive organ. The term was coined during the 2016 republican primary election in which Marco Rubio referenced Donald Trump's small hands insinuating that he had a small penis.
Look at those cute little trump hands...you must have a tiny cock.
by RoboticLukeSkywalker June 17, 2016
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Trump Handshake

So, now that Trump is in office does official protocol for greeting the First Lady and his daughters require a pussy grab (Trump Handshake) or is that only for Trump to use on other females not in his family? #trumphandshake
by California Mike February 3, 2017
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Trump Handshake

To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping
My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.
by SquiuqS December 30, 2016
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Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.
Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.
by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016
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Donald Trump Handshake

When a male masturbates wildly and vigorously to demonstrate his dominance over his penis.
When i get home i am going to give my penis a donald trump handshake
by Raphael69 January 23, 2018
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