fffrick's definitions

Junk-Start

A pre-penetration blow job, like when you do not have a lot of time for sex so you have to forego the foreplay.

We planned a nooner but i had to be back at my desk at 12:30; After a 5 minute .junk-start, we went at it like banshees and i made it back to work on time.

by fffrick November 15, 2025

Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands

Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.

by fffrick August 1, 2016

Grilled Jesus

A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus

I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus

by fffrick January 20, 2011

white girl cha-cha

The side to side dance that girls with no butt do to pull their tight jeans up.

If that girl had a J-Lo booty she wouldn't have to keep doing the white girl cha-cha to pull her jeans up...cha-cha-cha.

by fffrick March 6, 2017

Snausage fest

This is similar to a sausage fest which is a gathering, club or party attended primarily by men, however a snausage fest is attended by ugly men

This place is a total snausage fest, not a hottie in the club.

by fffrick June 14, 2018

Grouper

A person who changes gender or sexual orientation later in life much like the way that a grouper can change sexes after maturity but never in a hot coed porno kind of way.

"I can't believe my wife of 20 years went grouper on me and started bangin' bull-dikes"

"Bruce Jenner turned grouper and is now Caitlyn Jenner - from Wheaties to Froot-Loops at 50 years of age."

by fffrick August 21, 2016