Trump Slump

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What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

Words you can keep

trumpalump

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.

Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo

trumpalump by No1nose March 20, 2017

Related Words

Trump Slump • trumpalump • Trumpalumpa • trump stump • Trump Clump • trump lump • Trump Lumping • trump plumped • Trumpy Lumpy • trump

Trumpalumpa

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

……………………

Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

trumpstump by gnostic3 November 10, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026