Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016

trumpalump 

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.

Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo

trumpalump by No1nose March 20, 2017

Trumpalumpa 

A species of hominid (Filius putae) known for its orange skin, short temper, and poor executive function. Unlike in many other hominids, the "alpha" Trumpalumpa is generally a figurehead who lacks the ability to control subordinates, who generally roam free to do whatever seems best for them.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that?"
"Don't worry; it's just a Trumpalumpa. It likes to pound its chest a lot but it is incapable of personally doing anything."

Trumpalumpa by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 10, 2018

trumpstump

n. Campaign speech or event that significantly reduces a candidates chances of election.

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Do something to block the cavalcade of doom. Alberta does not need a trumpstump.

trumpstump by gnostic3 November 10, 2022