Trump Ratio

The Trump Ratio is a ratio of 2.5 to 1. It is the result of dividing Mr. Trump's false statements (~500) by his days in office (~200), which equals 2.5.

Person 1: Hey, how is your new bike?
Person 2: It's great! It's silver and has 11 gears which use the Trump Ratio!
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Teacher: Can someone tell me the ratio of this graph?: ____________-------------------------- (Imagine a straight line from

the first point to the last one...)
Student: I know! It uses the Trump Ratio! A ratio of 2.5 to 1!

Trump Ratio by SV_15 September 4, 2017

Trumpcation 

When you take a Vacation every week.

I have a lot of vacation days left this year so I will take a Trumpcation this week and next week.

Trumpcation by Poop Stain Barney March 18, 2017

Trumptation 

The seemingly inescapable urge to discuss Donald Trump. Much like "yielding to temptation," yielding to Trumptation is known to derail otherwise meaningful conversations. Members of the news media are particularly susceptible.

She can't get through a dinner party without yielding to Trumptation.

Trumptation by That Chilling Touch February 4, 2020

trumptation marks 

Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.

Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".

trumptation marks by Waynosaurus March 16, 2017

trumptation 

A sudden urge to vote for someone you distrust, despite your better judgment

I was in the voting booth and nearly succumbed to trumptation. Fortunately I recovered my wits and voted the way that I'd planned.

trumptation by wolfreporter May 16, 2016

trumptatious 

Any Act or behavior viewed as blasphemous, outrageous, ignorant, ineffective, or detrimentally disruptive to the subject or cause at hand.

What proof do you have of such tumptatious claims?
How can anyone put up with such trumptaious behavior?
How can you make such trumtatious remarks?
His truptatious demeanor on the subject is going to get us nuked!
Your trumptaious plan for peace in the middle east is blasphemy!
Your weak plan for gun control is trumptatious and distasteful!

trumptatious by Ari Woof March 14, 2018

Trumpuation 

The act of adding a word or short phrase at the end of sentence to express misplaced frustration or agitation. While the phrase should either related/support the previous sentence or be completely nonsensical, it need to be written in all caps.

Classic trumpuation tweet about about the Patriots losing the game to the Dolphins in the final seconds. TACKLE!

Trumpuation by slappynappy December 20, 2018