Trummpence 

Trummpence; n.: British word; Usually used to denounce former Canidate Trump and his running mate, Michael Pence, translated from Hittlish from the literal "Cheap Fart".

You want to run for president? How cute, Mr. Trummpence.

Trummpence by PenultimateSuspense122 January 30, 2017

Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.

"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."

Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

Trumpencestance 

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.

We are now victims of Trumpencestance.

Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016

Trumpendejo

A person of Hispanic origin that is a Donald Trump supporter, even while his support diminishes his own dignity and self-respect, and in many cases is contrary to his and his loved ones’ best interest.

The term applies either to opportunistic individuals that have an ulterior political or economic motives, or to insecure self-hating ‘lighter’ Hispanics that might have similar racist and bigoted views to the more extreme Trump white supporters and pretend Trump is not talking about them.

You are such a trumpendejo! How can you vote for Trump? Don’t you care that your aunt and uncle might be deported if he wins?

Trumpendejo by Asi Las Cosas October 27, 2016

Trumpenese 

when Donald trump takes over the world and declares this as the new official language

i Hate learning trumpenese its so gay

Trumpenese by Star The Smol Child September 7, 2016

Trumpescent 

Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.

My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.

Trumpescent by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016

Trumppence

An unmitigated disaster that was entirely preventable given adequate preparation.

Sarcastically: "That event was but a mere trumppence."

Trumppence by opticron November 10, 2016