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A retired slut, who no longer appeals to even the sleaziest bastards.
I saw Jane at the reunion last night. She became a truft!
Truft by kuzya August 31, 2010
Words you can keep
"Set" is the word in the English language with the most definitions, and it adds confusion to dialogue when one word has too many definitions. I propose taking a specific definition from set and giving it its own word, "truft". The specific definition that would be taken from "set" is "harden into a solid or semisolid state." and will here on be defined as "truft".

/trəft/
e.g. As the gelatinous mixture cools, it trufts.
Truft by overstep January 5, 2024
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"Set" is the word in the English language with the most definitions, and it adds confusion to dialogue when one word has too many definitions. I propose taking a specific definition from set and giving it its own word, "truft". The specific definition that would be taken from "set" is "harden into a solid or semisolid state." and will here on be defined as "truft".

/trəft/
As the gelatinous mixture cools, it trufts.
Truft by overstep January 5, 2024
When the tissue breaks when wiping...
Went to the toilet and there was a little tissue and wiping my arse caused a truft. Got shit under my fingernail.
Truft by Tenterhook January 9, 2025

I don't trust like that 

When you're just a normal guy that wants to buy a fine automobile from Harry's car shop, but you're denied because Harry "doesn't trust like that".
A normal man walks into Harry's car shop

"I'd like to buy a fine automobile, maybe one that talks."

"I don't trust like that... Open that button"

"I will not buy if you want me to get naked"

"I'm not saying naked, I'm just--"

"You wanna see my genitals? That's not okay."

Trust issues 

Trust issues; When a person has trouble trusting others due to betrayal or other personal reasons, or are just lacking in trust due to a action or things the one on the reciving end are doing. this can be with anyone, from relationships, to friendships or just plain strangers, Trust issues cause a lot of issues in future events and can cause disappointment and missing out on important situations in life.
Her trust issues sky rocketed when her husband came home with lipstick on his collar.

He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.
Trust issues by Fear kun May 27, 2018

Truffles 

Noun: Slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking shit about subjects they know nothing about. Also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. Derived from the cliché "Even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then"
The members of the football pool were so happy when Isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “Truffles is back again, he talks shit about subjects he knows nothing about but Truffles comes in last place every damn week, easy money!”
Truffles by Giggles T. Clown September 21, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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