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Tuck Cuck 

To tuck or withdraw the man having sex with your wife/partner back inside your body to the point of disapearance
I saw the bastard then i tuck cuck and he was gone
Tuck Cuck by BoiSecsy July 28, 2018

Tuck and Cuck

The act of a man tucking his penis behind his legs while watching another man or men have sexual intercourse with his wife. Invented by Fox News Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson "Honey have you seen my favorite bowtie? It's the one my mother gave me. I need it for tonight's Tuck and Cuck. No I have to have it, don't embarrass me in front of Donald."
Tuck and Cuck by Magic Kinney January 28, 2022

Can't Cuck The Tuck 

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
Can't Cuck The Tuck by Hym Iam October 11, 2025

Truckfuckling 

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.
Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.
Truckfuckling by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

truckfuck 

to hit someone in the dome with the trucks of a skateboard
he was gonna punch dave in the head, so i truckfucked him and killed him
truckfuck by george1122222343 September 19, 2006

TruckFucker 

Large pickup truck or SUV drivers who cut you off because they think that since they are larger than you they are more deserving of your current location. They can often be found blocking the aisle while trying to back into a small parking spot.
That truckfucker cut me off! I'm glad he has to pay so much more for gas than I do.
TruckFucker by MaxPower42 March 21, 2012