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National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day 

On March 1st its National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day, when you are free to run over feminists with trucks!
Ryan: Bro its March 1st, do you know what that means?

Kevin: What?

Ryan: It is National Run Over A Feminist With A Truck Day! Lets go and run over Alex`s mum!

National Truck Nuts Day 

National Truck Nuts Day, or NTND, is to celebrate the horrendous yet beautiful creation of Truck Nuts back in 1983 on February 23th by an anonymous group of people wishing to "Show off their massive hulking testicles" on the interstate in California. Nobody knows who created them, but one thing is certain: Enough people actually cared about these rubber symbols of masculinity to celebrate their creation on this day
It's National Truck Nuts Day jimmy!

What the hell is National Truck Nuts Day? Are you out of your mind?

SHUT THE FUCK UP JIMMY IT'S NATIONAL TRUCK NUTS DAY!

track day bro

Dragging your bro (Male or not) to a motorsport event in which tires are burnt, cones flattened, and reputation earned.

Usually consists of Mazda MX-5 Miatas, Honda Civics, and the occasional Corolla who got lost.
"Track day bro"
"Nah not today"
*Grabs his bro*
"GET IN THE MIATA IT'S TRACK DAY BRO"
track day bro by FlippyLights January 20, 2017

Trick day 

Annually August 12th Reuben often trick his followers to see how active they are ,every year
Mike :Damn Reuben got me again,what is today?
Ria: You ain’t no? It’s annual Trick day!
Trick day by Juicewrldmuseum August 11, 2018

National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

national kiss a track star day 

May 10th
Pucker up and kiss your favorite track star
National kiss a track star day is the only time the distance team gets any pussy,