Troutpotato 

There is only one Troutpotato in known existence. Troutpotato is a web surfing God. He cannot be stopped or slowed down in any way. There is no man alive that is cooler than he is. If you ever meet him, consider yourself lucky, you've just met the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Troutpotato is also super successful in every endeavor that he undertakes. Women flock to him and men want to be him. Troutpotato is the life of every party that he has ever attended. Normal human beings strive to be like Troutpotato but they all have failed. Troutpotato will smite you with his mightiness.

Man #1: Did you see the sun rise today?

Man #2: I did.

Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...

Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.

Troutpotato by Troutpotato December 18, 2008

thotpotato 

1: a hoe also known as a 'thot' who had sexual encounters with a group of men on separate occasions who all know each other.

2: a game of hot potato just with a thot

3: a promiscuous girl who's willing to smash the homees

for further reference to the word thotpotato please watch Fendi v Gwitty on YouTube

thotpotato by reachgawdOG October 9, 2014