There is only one Troutpotato in known existence. Troutpotato is a web surfing God. He cannot be stopped or slowed down in any way. There is no man alive that is cooler than he is. If you ever meet him, consider yourself lucky, you've just met the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Troutpotato is also super successful in every endeavor that he undertakes. Women flock to him and men want to be him. Troutpotato is the life of every party that he has ever attended. Normal human beings strive to be like Troutpotato but they all have failed. Troutpotato will smite you with his mightiness.
Man #1: Did you see the sun rise today?
Man #2: I did.
Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...
Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.
Man #2: I did.
Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...
Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.
by Troutpotato December 9, 2008