2 definitions by Troutpotato
A physically attractive, yet totally sleazy and obviously used-up, stripper; at any gentleman's club or stripper bar.
A Stripperella usually has a child or several children at home, with various fathers and no other source of income except for food stamps. They may look like they could have, at one time, been hot but time, and childbirth, has taken a toll. Also, they never seem to get any child support from the alleged "Baby Daddies". This is one of the excuses that a Stripperella uses for stripping. College is also sighted as a reason. More commonly, they don't receive child support because they can't find the father of their child. But usually, it's because they are engulfed in continuing battles with hard drugs, which are only made worse by their ability to make quick money by stripping.
Beware the Stripperella for she is more than likely infected with a disease or will latch onto you, after you try picking her up at the strip club, and steal your money in your sleep. They will go home with you, even if they have a boyfriend/husband at home, watching their child. A Stripperella has no conscience. A Stripperella is a life-sucking BITCH.
A Stripperella usually has a child or several children at home, with various fathers and no other source of income except for food stamps. They may look like they could have, at one time, been hot but time, and childbirth, has taken a toll. Also, they never seem to get any child support from the alleged "Baby Daddies". This is one of the excuses that a Stripperella uses for stripping. College is also sighted as a reason. More commonly, they don't receive child support because they can't find the father of their child. But usually, it's because they are engulfed in continuing battles with hard drugs, which are only made worse by their ability to make quick money by stripping.
Beware the Stripperella for she is more than likely infected with a disease or will latch onto you, after you try picking her up at the strip club, and steal your money in your sleep. They will go home with you, even if they have a boyfriend/husband at home, watching their child. A Stripperella has no conscience. A Stripperella is a life-sucking BITCH.
Drunk Guy #1: Wow, man. The girls down here at the strip club are lookin' pretty hot tonight!!!
Drunk Guy #2: Not that one, over in the corner, dude. She's a fuckin' Stripperella.
Stupid Teen Girl: I totally look, like, H-O-T-T in this dress, don't I???
Smart Teen Boy: No, you look like Stripperella....
Drunk Guy #2: Not that one, over in the corner, dude. She's a fuckin' Stripperella.
Stupid Teen Girl: I totally look, like, H-O-T-T in this dress, don't I???
Smart Teen Boy: No, you look like Stripperella....
by Troutpotato December 20, 2008
There is only one Troutpotato in known existence. Troutpotato is a web surfing God. He cannot be stopped or slowed down in any way. There is no man alive that is cooler than he is. If you ever meet him, consider yourself lucky, you've just met the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Troutpotato is also super successful in every endeavor that he undertakes. Women flock to him and men want to be him. Troutpotato is the life of every party that he has ever attended. Normal human beings strive to be like Troutpotato but they all have failed. Troutpotato will smite you with his mightiness.
Man #1: Did you see the sun rise today?
Man #2: I did.
Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...
Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.
Man #2: I did.
Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...
Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.
by Troutpotato December 9, 2008