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follicular trypophobia 

The sense of intense repulsion brought on by the sight of thousands and thousands of irregular hyper realistic hairs placed on top of a cartoon head
Nintendo Fan: Did you see the Super Mario Odyssey trailer?
Casual: Yeah I did. His hair looks cool.
Nintendo Fan: It gave me follicular trypophobia.
Casual: What?

Bromophobia 

When someone is afraid of or threatened by a friendship they see between two male friends.
Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.

OR

Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
Bromophobia by female bromancer December 27, 2010

tokophobia 

Jill was terrified to be pregnant, as she had severe tokophobia.
tokophobia by lamps November 25, 2007

Trypophobia

A fear of holes. However, be warned that if you google this word unknowingly, you will encounter images of holes in human skin, often with something in them.
So I googled trypophobia one day, wondering what all the hype was. Now I have it.
Trypophobia by packingabox April 10, 2016

thotophobia 

Fear of Thots and fake ass bitches

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
thotophobia by Bobbybbrown December 7, 2014

trumphobia 

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.
All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.
trumphobia by bulletfxr July 9, 2017