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ToolBitch 

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.
"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."
ToolBitch by Glockmeister November 19, 2004
Related Words

Timbitch 

A "Timbitch" is a stupid, gullible person that goes to Tim Hortons after agreeing to buy coffee for 4 or more people, inconveniencing EVERYBODY that's waiting to buy coffee behind them.
You go to Tim Hortons to buy 1 coffee and the person that's before you orders 7 or 8, making you wait longer than you should have to. THAT person would be a Timbitch...
Timbitch by dread1979 July 20, 2008

timbitch 

The coworker who, for some reason, has been designated to make Iced Capp and bagel runs. Usually the new guy.
Feel like an Iced Capp? Send the Timbitch.

or

Who's the timbitch today?
timbitch by Megamerican August 15, 2007

Tripbitch 

When you complain bitterly about a place or an establishment on Trip Advisor.
I will definitely Tripbitch this joint!
Tripbitch by Boose the snuggly September 14, 2014

Tombitch 

A man, usually named Thomas, or Tom who is generally an all round bitch
That wanker, he’s an absolute *Tombitch*
Tombitch by Archthewritter August 1, 2018

Gianna toebitch 

Gotta love her... she will scream at you and call you a whore.... she things she’s an amazing friend but it’s all a joke,., she’s agains gays !!
Gianna toebitch is my goal in life
Gianna toebitch by Bobculca January 10, 2019