Trombe

Trombe is the spirit of manliness first given form as a gallant black stallion upon which only those manlier than the manliest of men ride. Like its German meaning, "tornado," Trombe lifts those around it up with feelings of hope and courage. When one embraces Trombe it becomes unstoppable and overrides everything in its path. The only force known to be stronger than Trombe is The Blue Danube. Black, red and yellow are its signature colors.

Trombe is as swift as the coursing rain, with the force of a great typhoon and all the strength of a raging fire. It's as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Your speed is nothing compared to that of Trombe!

by Rätselhafter Feinschmecker October 20, 2009

coronary trombosis

An illness that afflicts the brass section.

A horn player never last long, once coronary trombosis sets in.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 15, 2009

Bass Trombone

The bass trombone is a weapon of mass destruction that is notable for its ability to destroy entire planets with sheer volume. Banned internationally by the Geneva Convention, it continues to see use via a technicality allowing it to be used as a "musical instrument". As such, musical ensembles who wish to thin out their audiences or viola sections will hire a bass trombonist (one who plays the bass trombone).

For a brief period, NASA used bass trombones to test spacecraft components' resilience under extreme conditions, but quickly found that the valuable components (along with the surrounding area) would never survive more than a few seconds.

Valerie: Why are you wearing full body armor to an orchestra concert, Terence?
Terence: I want to be ready for when the concert hall collapses after the bass trombone's fortissimo passage.

by Driving Park December 17, 2014

tromboned

getting your anus licked and getting jerked off at the same time

i love getting tromboned by my girl

by goose616 September 30, 2012

Beef Trombone

Yet another slang term for a big, meaty penis

Girl to Another: I'm so sore....

Another: Take 2 Advil and put an ice pack your 'gina

Girl: I just cannot take the punishment from JP's beef trombone!

by sarasplayroom.com August 3, 2009

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014

Trombolese

A state of spiritual fulfilment and enlightenment, freed from material desires.

"My love has got no money, he's got his trombolese
My love has got no power, he's got his trombolese

My love has got no fame, he's got his trombolese"

"I'm going to spend some time in the Himilayas to find my trombolese"

by Holographic Hieroglyph June 8, 2021