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Trollser 

A Trollser is the most vile form of troll on the internet who pose as legitimate members of forums and newsgroups. They are self-righteous pricks who overreact at the slightest provocation and are quick to label anyone who disagrees with them a troll; usually they operate under the delusion that they are the forums anti-troll, but in reality they are the true forum trolls. Almost every forum on the internet is infested with them. Essentially, when a new member joins a discussion, the trollsers will try to engage the newb with some argument, hoping to provoke them into saying something that will escalate the debate into a flame war, and have the newb banned for trolling. Some times the newb actually is a troll, but it does't matter because a trollser will overreact to any issue and escalate it into a flamewar.

Trollsers are argumentative types, generally posing as experts of some sort on the forum or newsgroup they hang around. They love starting arguments about anything and have to win -- it doesn't matter what it is about, just as long as they win. This is because they think they are smart, but in reality are just total losers who spend all their time on their favorite forum.

A trollser is a troll who trolls trolls. Trollsing is the act of trolling a troll. The person supposedly trolling may or may not actually be a troll, but are caught up in the lolzerpalooza these idiots create.
Dude: pop tarts rawk
Trollser: Pop tarts are unhealthy junk food, this forum is about health foods.
Dude: well whatever, they still taste good, I don't eat them all the time and I try to eat healthy.
Trollser: Only an idiot would eat junk like that
Dude: rofl, I'm not an idiot you asshat
Trollser: I smell a troll
Dude: Wha?
Trollser: Personal attacks are against the rules
Dude: But you called me an idiot
Trollser #2: If you were intelligent you wouldn't eat garbage like that
Dude: I do eat healthy foods, but I like pop tarts once in a while, what's wrong with that?
Trollser: You don't have a clue what you are talking about, this is a health foods forum, you're obviously a troll.
Trollser #3: Lol, you're an idiot fatso.
Dude: Wtf, I'm not fat you faggots.
Trollser: yeah you are you fat ass go stuff you face with some pop-tarts loser.
Dude: doucecocks
BAN-HAMMER: DUDE, Personal attacks and trolling.
Trollser by Banhammer Time March 26, 2008
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026