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Troll god 

Someone who's talent for trolling surpasses the realm of humanity. A word from an individual with this title can destroy whole chatrooms in an instant.
Omg it's Fergus the troll God... Run for your lives!!
Troll god by F4bio July 4, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

God Troll Level

When some individual trolls left hard than right hard pretty much like a schizo than finally gets you right in the guts center if'n you needed that cause they have super natural power!
The Sun God's God Troll Level was so insulting, they all played the Literally Olympics with Him to check if they could stake out control over the situation so He equally pretended to make His body that of the general health of the planets no gooders in His eyes for about 13 years at least that's the idea.

God of trolls 

A supernatural being that can create, modify, or add destructive type of emotion called anger to all types of being such as self-aware or non self-aware beings. may it be carbon based beings or inorganic beings.

Origin

legends says it rarely happened when a soldier defending their last line of defense. they were hopeless and never expect to win. however they saw a blinding light that forms a humanoid shape as it walks the ground all who are near around him instantly becomes in extreme rage and attacking everyone on sight. however as they try to attack a mysterious light person. their vein explodes because of their blood vessels can't handle the extreme blood pressure they hold that results to their death. the defending soldiers who saw the presence of the mysterious light being more than one kilometers away were slightly annoyed.

Religion

since the discovery of the mysterious being rarely appears every hundreds of year. that has the ability to cause an unimaginable destructive emotion. an ordered formed in Rome dedicated at the art of causing other person mad. they named the mysterious being "Deus autem pugnae troglodytarum". at first it became popular at rome. as decades pass the order has a slight decline of members due to an inefficient communication technology and storage of information.
1499 we saw a mysterious being forming a humanoid shape surrounded by blinding light descended from the heavens. he points his finger to another person then the person become very angry. he instantly dies from blood loss. when our eyes widened from traumatic shock. as the veins around his bodies especially his neck becomes red and explodes probably due to extreme blood pressure. everyone saw it. we saw it. we realized that it is the God of trolls that appeared since the ancient times.

god of trolls 

the one and only legendary troll that has never been trolled before and has successfully trolled all he trolls
the god of troll is arising, hes gunna troll us! maybe if we ignore him we can stay alive

god of trolls : hello foolish humans
human : /ignore
god of trolls : i see you're ignoring me
human : /ignore
god of trolls : hey isn't that your mom pissing at the rooftop?

the man looks at the rooftop, there was no one there

human : theres no one there
god of trolls : look carefully
human : theres no one fool!
god of trolls : another one bites the dust
god of trolls by god of trolls November 1, 2010

trollgodding

when a person trolls the other person so hard that the latter kills themselves
shyno is trollgodding krishnaa

ozita is trollgodding anaswar
trollgodding by Somegaycanadian June 14, 2022

trollgod 

If your username is Crustypoop34 and or have the name gibby you will most likely be born a trollgod.
I know this stinky dude
yeah?
yeah hes a trollgod
is his name gibby
yeah it is
trollgod by Chantingkey December 18, 2021
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