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Troll King

One, generally male, who has a tendency to date women whom are troll like or resembling that of a troll with a buldge in their pants and teeth in what would be their female reproductive organs. Also see the story of Beowulf where the main character, Beowulf, slays Grendal. Beowulf "slays" similar to lays Grendal with his mighty sword. Beowulf is a Troll King.
"Why is Sommer constantly dating those trolls."

"Well, after all, he is the Troll King."
Troll King by mel gibson1234 May 3, 2008
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Troll King

He thinks it's cool to rotate females in his 'circle', creating a dating wheel that just keeps on spinning. For some reason, the girls are miraculously attracted to the not-so-royal king, and those of us who are outside the 'circle' are wondering what the heck happened to the kid from elementary school who sat on the floor at lunch because no one wanted him at their table.
River: Ugh. Look at him. He's such a troll king.
Bear: Are you kidding me? He's gorgeous.
Sunshine: He wrote me a song... how sweet!
River: Oh God. How are you so blind?
Troll King by Melody_Pond June 29, 2011

Goat troll/king troll 

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller
Goat troll/king troll being a goat
Goat troll/king troll by Zāddÿ February 21, 2021

king troll 

Someone who hates the anime naruto and constantly complains about its fans every day.
Did you hear about king troll complaining about naruto fans for the 50th time in one day?
king troll by Tokyo69 February 13, 2021

King troll 

Also known as goat troll or super sayain troll, he’s a tiktoker that dick rides dragon ball z, hates on Naruto 247 and throws a hissy fit when someone doesn’t like his favorite character Sakura going as far as calling people misogynistic for not liking his favorite character Sakura. He has posted videos saying “if someone calls your favorite character/show trahs ignore them it’s their opinion”. he tells others to respect his opinion when he calls Naruto trash but when someone calls dbz or Sakura trash he gets mad, this shows his very hypocritical tendencies. He also is know for his frequent opinion changes switching his top 10 list every 10 hours. He also missed on every post.
King troll is dumb he seriously thinks dbz is better than Naruto

King Of Troll 

1. One who trolls on a regular basis achieving an average of +8 troll points per troll
2. One who causes lasting emotional damage to the fags who take it too seriously and is happy about this
3. One who gets deleted/banned/abused by at least 5 users/mods daily on any internet hole
4. One who looks like this IRL : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)
1: Dude I got +8 troll points on every status I trolled in the last 3 months.
2: Damn, you are the king of troll!

1: Man I looked in the mirror and my face looked like this : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)

2. Damn, you are the king of troll!

etc.
King Of Troll by rubbermug June 24, 2011

Trolling and Vino 

The perfect hump day combination for provocateurs and pranksters. No Wednesday night is complete without the needless, drunken, badgering of one’s adversaries via social media.
Betsy: What are we doing tonight, honey? She’s asks….already knowing the answer
Darren: “It’s Wednesday.” Spoken with a sarcastic tone and a hint of disbelief
Betsy: “and….” Her eye’s roll
Darren: “A little Trolling and Vino”
Besty “Aren’t you getting a little old for this kind of behavior?”
Darren sip. click, click, click, click… #GrotesqueMonsterWife badgering me again. Mean meme forthcoming. #DarrenBesertMemeMachine #BestedByBesert #MonetizeTheMemes
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