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Troll Card 

Calling someone a troll, even if they aren't, just to shut down their argument.
Rational person: Wow it takes five minutes to kill a enemy, that game is so slow paced.

Fanboy: TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Rational person: DAMMNIT HE USED THE TROLL CARD
Troll Card by ohodilasjkdasjlk November 28, 2011
Words you can keep

Play the troll card 

When one user questions or attacks another user, and the 2nd instantly accuses them of being a "troll". Often the first resort of those on shaky ground.
PD: "I don't think Asians should date Blacks."

Goldwing: "That's because you're a dumb racist."

PD: "Troll alert!"

Count X: "Man, don't even play the troll card, you racist shitbag."
Play the troll card by The BlueMan October 26, 2012

Ignore The Trolls Card 

The card that users pulls on another party in an online forum or chatroom when they're quiet after a massive argument has taken place in an effort to talk them down or to blackmail the other users into not accepting and to defame the other opposing party but don't really talk about anything else other then the opposing party.
User A: Damn you!
User B: Damn you too!
User A: ...
User B: ...
User A: Life is great!
User B: ...
User A: You see folks, ignore the trolls and they be bored and find something else to do!

User B: Oh, he pulled the 'Ignore the Trolls Card' on me! I was just minding my own business, that's really unfair, I had to answer my doorbell!
Ignore The Trolls Card by I_am_a_loser September 20, 2013

trolltard 

A poster on a forum that posts too many times and only posts nonsense and nothing interesting. Usually a troll. Called trolltard because the poster has no life other than being on the internet
"did you add yourself under "trolltard?", Pasilda Nacera?" - micheal(a bluelighter)
trolltard by Hector March 3, 2004
1. The act of someone trying too hard to be a troll.

2. Someone going out of their way to be a prick to someone else.

3. A variation of the word "Tryhard" where in this insatnce, one is trying too hard to be an asshole.
Hey, i noticed you're wearing blue socks... I hate you, you fat, ugly worthless shit face kid!

Wow, your such a trollhard! Your wearing blue socks too!
TrollHard by SCREAMOpannts July 20, 2010
Toyota Sponsafier troll car, soon to be the worlds best car.
LOL LOOK AT THE TROLLCAR

TROLOLOL
Trollcar by TROLLCARLOL July 26, 2010

Trolltard 

A person who talks about trollface everyday and only listen to trollface stuff.
"Guys let talk about trollface" said Jared "No Jared you talk about trollface everyday." Cried Tom. "Then let listen to tally hall" said Jared proudly "NO JARED NO WE LISTEN TO THEM EVERY DAY JUST STOP MOVE ON" yelled Tom. "YOU ARE SUCH A TROLLTARD" yelled Tom again.
Trolltard by death.mp4 March 15, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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