Trojan Warhelmet 

Placing one's nuts upon the forehead while the penis is laid length wise upon the bridge of the nose.

I gave my girlfriend a Trojan Warhelmet last night after she passed out.

Trojan Warhelmet by Clutch Haskins October 20, 2006

trojan war helmet

a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet

steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her

trojan war helmet by BMW March 30, 2003

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

Trojan War Helmet by Fat Goose January 12, 2016

trojan war helmet

Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.

Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.

trojan war helmet by ECGXChuck April 19, 2006

Trojan War Helmet

resting one's testicles in another's eyesockets while receiving upside-down oral sex.

He did a Trojan War Helmet on her.

Trojan War Helmet by Norristonian April 18, 2004

trojan war helmet

Condom. Trojan is a brand name for a condom as well.

When on a date with a dirty, skanky girl with tattoos, be sure to wear your Trojan War Helmet.

trojan war helmet by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003