2 definitions by Fat Goose
The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
by Fat Goose November 9, 2015
"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."
by Fat Goose September 24, 2015