Triple Jew

A fair amount worse than double jew, but not nearly as insulting as quadruple grand wizard jew.

Best defined as one who features all the unfortunate symptoms of jew simultaneously.

Billy: "I'm pretty sure you could fit the amount you're tipping in your nose."
Josh: "You don't need to give more than 3% on tuesdays!"
Billy: "You're such a triple jew."

Triple Jew by The 252 February 7, 2010

triple bum jew

1. A person who displays all the qualities of a Jewish person, whilst receiving triple anal penetration

2. A bummer who displays all the qualities of a Jewish person, but triply so.

Graham Bates is a triple bum jew.

Graham Bates is a triple bum jew

triple bum jew by Tino November 24, 2004

Triple Jewish Bagel 

A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.

John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!

Triple Jewish Bagel by omgitsapanda March 11, 2009