triple bypass 

Proceding straight to anal sex with a member of the opposite sex without partaking in any of the following three: handjobs, blowjobs or just plain old, in and out, run of the mill, reproductive sex. Excludes the use of hookers. A very difficult operation to undergo.

Oh, that girl at the club, yeh I performed a triple bypass on her.

triple bypass by Tomas October 5, 2005

Triple Bypass 

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out

I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.

Triple Bypass by sherwinre April 19, 2019

alabama triple bypass 

the process were a male ejaculates in a females mouth, and then she spits it out into her friends mouth, and they spit it back and forth into each others mouth. (3 times)

last night i had a threesome with my girlfriend and her friend, i came in her mouth and they proceeded to do the alabama triple bypass

alabama triple bypass by lancesteel December 2, 2010

triple fashion bypass 

A girl who is sporting all of the following:
* A whale tail
* A tramp stamp
* A muffin top

"Dude, check out that girl with the hiphuggers on!"
"Damn, I can see the muffin top, the tramp stamp, and the whale tail all at once!"
"Real triple fashion bypass on that one."

triple fashion bypass by Geoff Lilley November 3, 2007

Triple placebo pneumatic bypass 

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

Triple placebo pneumatic bypass by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

triple buypass 

Refers to a medical procedure of "rerouting da circuitry" within da body of an individual who has a compulsive-shopping problem so dat he is able to ignore his inherent urges and proceed on ahead wif his life on three occasions where he might otherwise be tempted to spend money unwisely.

If a person truly and strongly desires to live a prudent and frugal existence, actual bodily-rearrangements might not be necessary to achieve said healthy state --- simple hypnosis has been a proven way to accomplish a "triple buypass", and in every possible sense of da term, too: i.e., after said non-invasive mindset-improving treatment, da formerly-spendthrift individual may thrice be able to either "buypass" (i.e., take a different travel-route and thus go sailing on "by" da money-spending opportunity without ever coming very near it) said unwise-purchasing occasion, "pass" on "buying" (i.e., "just say no" to an unwise expenditure, just like with drugs or alcohol), and/or "pass by" (i.e., approach da locale of said foolhardy-investment temptation but just keep on a-truckin') said cash-wasting possibility without even slowing down or turning his head to look.

triple buypass by QuacksO August 15, 2025