triple bagger 

A person who is so hideously ugly and/or disgusting that to consider intercourse with them you would require a bag over their head, one for yourself just in case their's falls off, and one for your dog...yeah you're that embarassed.

Ol' Bruce is such a triple bagger that even Janie, the cum dumpster that she is, wouldn't touch him.

triple bagger by Wheelo November 8, 2005

triple bagger 

A bitch that is SO ugly you need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a plastic bag for the person that might see you, so they can suffocate themself for having to see that shit.

John: Damn, I ain't ever seen a bitch that ugly
Mike: Shit, that bitch is a triple bagger

triple bagger by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004

Triple Bagger 

anyone (male or female) who is so hideous that before you even thought of losing your dignity to that extend you'd need three bags: one for their head, one for yours in case theirs came off, and one to be sick in after.

'what happened to you, you look dreadful'
'if you must know, I woke up next to a triple-bagger, ok'

Triple Bagger by feline May 13, 2005

triple bagger 

when someones so ugly to have sex with them u would put a bag over your head their head and anyone watching.

guy1: Would u hit it?
guy2: Id triple bag it.

triple bagger by justin March 27, 2004

tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.

tripple bagger by Tito September 18, 2003

Triple Banger 

A woman who is above average physically, intellectually, and financially.

Hot smart and paid? Yeah bro, she a triple banger.

Triple Banger by anonymous April 11, 2022

Triple Banger 

The next retarded product from KFC. It will be a sandwich consisting of only a piece of chicken in between two pieces of chicken.

Person A: "Man, I really want some chicken. Especially between two more pieces of chicken.

Person B: "Well, then go get a Triple Banger you fatass!"

Triple Banger by TMA1301 April 12, 2010