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A disgusting type of food not that different than molasses.
"Yuck that annoying Treakle garbage got stuck in my teeth"

"Aw man I just stepped in some Treakle"

treadlegasm 

Unexpected, surprise orgasm achieved through the use of an old-time foot-powered treadle sewing machine.
First she started sweating, then she started moaning and then she started shaking. We thought it was a seizure, but it was just a treadlegasm. THERE SHE GOES AGAIN!!!
treadlegasm by YAWA April 21, 2015
A kid who refuses to hand over their milk to royalty
"Do you know who I am treacle?"
Treacle by Williwanker September 13, 2017
I ride my treadley to school every day.
treadley by Saul Raoulle Ickbar February 12, 2008

devils treacle 

sticky and thick period blood that has been known to drip down the leg causing embarassment and possibly a shoe full of this stick treacle mess
You can tell by the moaning that she is dripping haemoglobin - this refers to the devils treacle. You can also tell by the smell that she isn't very well. See minge demon
devils treacle by Bean, Dave May 17, 2005
coloquial (UK): An attractive woman.
Alroit there treacle? Sorry.. hey! come back duchess!
treacle by Spencer February 3, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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