Travoltage

A measure of the level of fail when trying to pronounce someone's written name.

Idina Menzel got a lot of name recognition after the massive Travoltage she endured when being introduced at the 2014 Oscars ceremony.

by dash1b March 19, 2014

Sad Travolta

The opposite of a happy ending, because it ends in a lawsuit and blue balls.

"Never get a massage from a Jew, it'll always end in a sad travolta"

by deysr July 12, 2012

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 18, 2005

John Travolta Syndrome

1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.

Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.

by pototatoe head March 3, 2011

travoltaphobia

An irrational fear of John Travolta.

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna watch Grease?
Person 2: Nah, I have Travoltaphobia, that dude gives me the creeps!

by definitionsiguess September 17, 2020

John Travolta

To give a favor and have the person that received the favor not reciprocate.

"I helped my brother with his yard last week, and he John Travolta me by not helping with mine."

"I John Travolta my girlfriend the other day. She gave me an awesome blow job, and I didn't do anything for her."

by BLuE October 21, 2012

John Travolta

Proper Noun: Famous singer, actor, dancer, producer, and pilot. During the latter half of the 1970s, John Travolta became on of the biggest stars in Hollywood. After a string of hits in films, on television and on the radio, he had emerged as a true cultural phenomenon, defining tastes in music and fashion while dominating innumerable column inches in newspapers, magazines and gossip columns. Like so many other celebrities, Travolta's initial fame proved short-lived, and by the 80s he was viewed by the media and the public alike largely as a relic of his era. Unlike so many other celebrities, however, he resurfaced, Phoenix-like, the following decade, re-establishing his claims to film superstardom and staking out new territory as one of the most acclaimed actors in contemporary film.

Woe, that guy on the dance floor looks like John Travolta with that white 70s suit!

by Foofie X July 8, 2003