deysr's definitions

gas log

The moment right before a shit when air is expelled from the anus, preparing it for the upcoming shit.

Man, I just passed a gas log and the shit express is on it's way!

by deysr July 12, 2012

Sad Travolta

The opposite of a happy ending, because it ends in a lawsuit and blue balls.

"Never get a massage from a Jew, it'll always end in a sad travolta"

by deysr July 12, 2012

barfle

The act of gargling with one's own barf.

Bear Grylls sometimes uses the barfle technique to stay alive in the harsh wilderness.

by deysr July 12, 2012

chicanowash

The act of using the windshield wiper squeegee at the gas station to was your entire car.

Damn mexicans, always pulling through the chicanowash and holding up the people that need gas.

by deysr July 12, 2012