Traverse City

Where ALL the indie/hipsters in Michigan live.

While walking down the street in Traverse City, you will pass multiple people with polaroid cameras, hula hoops on their shoulders, goodwill sweaters, TOMS, and they will be talking about music and tumblr. No joke.

Traverse City by seventeenowls April 30, 2011

Traverse City

A smaller town in Upper Northern Michigan lying right on the Grand Traverse Bay. Tourists are attracted here during the National Cherry Festival, which is during the cherry season in July each year for one week.Traverse City is a wonderful place to go to the beach, hang out and enjoy your life.

The cherries grown in Traverse City are absolutely delicious!

Traverse City by RachaelO July 16, 2006

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.

My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Traverse City Hasselhoff by TDSMTD August 17, 2019

Traverse City, Michigan 

A little city in Michigan. It’s a good place to have a nice vacation. Has many little shops and cool food. Grand Traverse Bay is amazing too.

Mom: where do you want to go for vacation?
Son: Traverse City, Michigan

Traverse City, Michigan by Octavia_100 February 20, 2019

Traverse City Cherry Bomb 

Sticking an M-80 into a virgin's pussy and lighting it.

It was a miracle that the secretary survived both a Lansing Mail Bomb and a Traverse City Cherry Bomb.

Traverse City Cherry Bomb by BGTV March 23, 2019

Traverse city turkey trot 

When you (man) or your female partner vomit in the women’s vagina and the man trots his penis in and out of the vagina.

Traverse city turkey trot. Chunky vomit from a long night of drinking blown in to your partners vagina. This can be used for men and men using anal.

Traverse city turkey trot by Dabyshiznit April 22, 2021

Traverse City West 

Either the best or the worst high school you’ve ever heard of/been to. In contrast to the other school in town, Traverse City Central, it is the best (Central sucks). Known for having the best student section in the state of Michigan, adequate sports teams, and “Bring Your Tractor to School Day”.

Person 1: Why were there so many tractors on Silver Lake Road this morning?
Person 2: Must have been Bring Your Tractor to School Day up at Traverse City West.

Traverse City West by dayoop April 5, 2022