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Traveller's smile 

The sign of someone who's fought a traveller. A scar caused by a pair of razorblades or Stanley knife blades concealed within a piece of cardboard. Since the skin tightens when cut, the two blades cause a nasty scar which sometimes never heals. It is often done down both sides of the face, so it forms a "smile" shape, hence the name.
Oh, my god. That guy's got a traveller's smile
Traveller's smile by Snake March 7, 2005
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Traveler’s Mud 

Diarrhea brought about by one’s experience traveling. Often times traveler’s mud occurs as a result of one’s voyage on a long flight.
My farts have been insane ever since I got back. I think I have a lingering case of traveler’s mud
Traveler’s Mud by Big_chuck August 21, 2019

traveler's phenomenon 

A phenomenon that arises during the end of road trips or long journeys which causes abnormal and sometimes hyper behavior in individuals. People may tend to become delusional to the point of where they either don't know what they are saying or will laugh at anything/everything.
After a 10 hour drive and only 20 minutes away from our destination:

Sally:"Sometimes I wish cow's could fly" *laughing hysterically*
John:"Jesus sally, traveler's phenomenon really got the best of you"

The Time Traveler's Wife 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a young woman, her mother, and her grandmother and if possible her great grandmother. If you do them in order of youngest to oldest it is called the time traveler's wife, if you do them from oldest to youngest it is called "The curious case of Been jamin' an' Fuckin'".
"Dude I was at this wedding last night, and totally hooked up the time traveler's wife, banged them all then took off in a delorean!"

The Time Traveler's Wife 

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.
From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

traveler's fee 

when you get to take a hit for passing the blunt (or other smoking implement) to someone else
"Yo could you pass this to him?"
"Only if i get a traveler's fee"
"Whatever"
traveler's fee by Bong Hit Bill December 6, 2006

traveler's tax 

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.
Traveler's tax.
traveler's tax by ethanrhett September 2, 2010