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traumatised for breakfast 

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does
Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast

traumatisedxavier 

a really really awesome tik toker who is really really cool and swag.
“woah! traumatisedxavier just posted go look at it now or perish 👿👿”
traumatisedxavier by lmaowtflol June 22, 2021

traumatisedxavier 

my hilarious and sexy mutual on tiktok that makes ahs content
omg have u seen traumatisedxavier’s newedt post?

traumatisedxavier 

One of my moots on TikTok she cool ig đŸ€Ș✌
traumatisedxavier just posted go like it rn or your dad won’t come back 😡

Traumateased 

Traumateased:
When you have been sexually teased until you have permanent trauma.
My man Traumateased me for 8 days! I’m going to need therapy.
Traumateased by Teenimeeni August 16, 2025

traumatisedxavier 

traumatisedxavier is one of my fave mutuals and i wanna be friends with herđŸ‘č😡
my fave mutual is traumatisedxavier i love her
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