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Tapatio Hot Hand 

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand
Tapatio Hot Hand by Aldosim November 18, 2021

Tapatio Doritos 

The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.
Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!
Tapatio Doritos by odo55 April 5, 2013
Someone from Guadalajara, Jalisco. Contrary to the other posts, this does NOT encompass those from the entire state, only from this city.
Could the best team in Mexico have been from none other than from the Tapatio motherland?
Tapatio by Javy Casanova August 28, 2008

Tapatio Eye Syndrome 

Tapatio Eye Syndrome is when you get Tapatio hot sauce in your eye, either on accident or purpose, on the eyelids the sensation can be described as similar to a very bad sunburn. Tapatio eye syndrome causes the eyes to water and in extreme cases may cause blurry vision. Many believe that it's a myth, or that people are weak/overreacting.. until it happens to them.
person 1: up until this very moment i never knew tapatio eye syndrome was real, is this what hell feels like??

person 2: i told you bro, it's real!
a mexican hot sauce that almost every mexican has in their kitchen
el chile tapatio sabe buenisimo
Tapatio by Sav Bhandari December 6, 2009
Trabanino pwned me yesterday at everything.
trabanino by Silvia October 22, 2004