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Tranzit

by Anus#666 November 22, 2016
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TranZit

It is often known as Transhit but it is very underrated and has some cool mechanics.
Wanna play some tranzit?
by hid59 July 17, 2021
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Tranzit bus driver

A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.
by A random anonymous dude September 27, 2018
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Tranzit Syndrome

When the developers of a videogame go passed the limits of their console and make a game that is either buggy or requires a mechanic to prevent the player from crashing the game.

See: Assassins Creed Unity and COD BO2’s Tranzit.
“AC Unity is definitely suffering from Tranzit Syndrome. It’s good on PC but buggy on everything else.”
by KJ Dawson July 4, 2021
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pull a tranzit

The act of getting absolutely pissed drunk, then playing a decent set, yet remembering nothing except passing out at the back of the stage.
Don't worry about your set later. Just pull a tranzit and you'll be fine!
by Random Raver May 1, 2008
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Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 19, 2023
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Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
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