Tragedian

Oh, holy shit it IS a word! I didn't know this was I thing until just now. I'm probably technically on of these. You should be paying me.

Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"

Hym "Yeah... That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"

Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"

Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"

Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."

Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's what you are! Get out! Get... Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*

Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."

Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*

by Hym Iam July 12, 2022

I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

Tragician

A person who makes tragic situations magically appear out of nowhere.

Randy was a real tragician who could turn anything fun into a sad, miserable situation.

by von groovy May 14, 2019

tragedarian

A person who thrives on tragedy.

Catastrophe is the perfume that attracts the tragedarian.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 7, 2019

tragedies

The opposite of jokes; the antithesis of cool. Invented by Nerdfighter John Green.

Hey, remember when you stole my ex-girlfriend? That was really tragedies.

by valerie2776 April 22, 2008

Tragedia dell Arte

Something so terrible, that it becomes funny. But it's so funny that it makes us question reality and meaning of life. So ultimately it's really sad and depressing.

We can't swap back our champs again! Why does this happen every time? Now I have to go aftershock Ryze, once more! Thats really tragedia dell arte.

by Dejvees April 1, 2021

Tragedent

Is a mix between tragic and accident, when combined describes a tragic accident.

When asked about a wreck Scott Bollen said "It was definitely a tragedent."

by Tupbaby February 8, 2010