Aeschylus the Tragedian "It is easy, when we are in prosperity, to give advice to the afflicted"
Hym "Yeah...
That's a good point 🤔.... Now, how easy is it going to be for you to hand over that wallet?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Wal... Let?"
Hym "Ah, shit... Yeah, you're a past guy... You got like a bag of coins or something?" *Digging though Aeschylus' pockets*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I say! Unhand me!"
Hym "Gah! Nothing! Where's the prosperity asshole!?"
Aeschylus the Tragedian "I am but a humble tragedian."
Hym "Pft! Useless! You're a useless, that's
what you are! Get out! Get...
Get the fuck outta here!" *Shoves Aeschylus*
Aeschylus the Tragedian "Well I never..."
Hym "GET OUTTA HERE! Robe wearing sissy!" *Throws rocks*