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Traffic Jam 

This is sometimes found in supermarkets where someone, usually female, with an arse so enormous it makes the average two-seater look small, shoving a trolley piled high with junk food, suddenly stops. This may be because she’s suddenly gone AWTF or it could be because she’s trying to decide whether to have ten or twelve krispy kremes to help her recover from all this strenuous shopping. She blocks the aisle, traffic builds up behind and in front of her, the fat cow is deaf to polite requests to move or even, “Get out of the way you fucking mammoth!” The result is gridlock and it usually takes half an hour and several members of staff to get things sorted out. See also Road Block.
“I was shopping in ASDA and got caught in a traffic jam.”
What did you do?”
“Dumped the trolley and went to TESCO.”
Traffic Jam by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

trafficate 

A Nigerian English word for using your trafficator (Turn signal light).
Trafficate before you make that next turn.
trafficate by mayofab June 5, 2016

narco trafficante 

Drug trafficker in spanish. Someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the US from Mexico or other Latin America countries.
I come on the front of the Narco Trafficante I get to telling them motherfuckers "Yo mato por nada" They like "What that mean?" I had to tell em', that mean I kill for nothin. - Kevin Gates
narco trafficante by envybank$ December 8, 2015

trafficator 

A combination of "traffic" and "indicator". In American English, it means "turn signal".
Don't forget to use the trafficator when you want to let people driving behind you that you want to turn.
trafficator by XxmarkoxX May 22, 2011

trafficate 

to show/indicate with your car trafficators which direction you are going
"i thought i was to turn left so i trafficated left"
trafficate by smokethelion July 20, 2016

Trafficranky 

Mood following excessive traffic: including not limited to gridlock, congestion, detours, wrecks, rubbernecking, etc
It took me 2 hours to drive 40 miles this morning so I am definitely TRAFFICRANKY.
Trafficranky by CookieGaga February 6, 2019