Trafficranky Share definition Flag Mood following excessive traffic: including not limited to gridlock, congestion, detours, wrecks, rubbernecking, etc It took me 2 hours to drive 40 miles this morning so I am definitely TRAFFICRANKY. Trafficranky by CookieGaga February 6, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Trafficranky mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch