the act of one farting directly into anothers mouth, then making out with one another.
so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.
One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
Used to describe when a company, for no known reason, cancels a popular product. This term is derived from Trader Joe grocery store's well known history of canceling popularfood products with no explanation.
"It appears that this product has been Trader Joe'd".
" Looks like they've done a Trader Joe with that product you want.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.