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Track tool 

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
Track tool by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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Tool Truck 

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.
Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!
Tool Truck by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008

Toolbox trick

The girl pulled another trick out of her dusty toolbox, but couldn't remember why she put it there in the first place. Did she want it to be a toolbox trick?
Toolbox trick by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020

Toolbox trick

That was the same toolbox trick he/she used on you last time, and for some reason you still missed it.
Toolbox trick by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004