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Track Twat 

Not limited to running exclusively, but the foul odor/moisture that is present in the pubis region of a female post-exercise.

The severity of Track Twat is directly proportional to the amount of pubic hair contained within the area in question.
"I found out the girl that I run with is a swinger. I'd totally bang her mid-run if it weren't for TRACK TWAT."

"I totally wanted to wear these panties out tonight, but I can't because of TRACK TWAT!"
Track Twat by O-Dip February 20, 2010
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She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.
twack twat by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

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The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.
twack twat by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

Twack Twat 

My Mom started dated a meth head and it looks like she's got a severe case of Twack Twat
Twack Twat by Riot Craig January 24, 2018

Reprehensible Twat Truck

Someone who is such a piece of shit, they need a full phrase to describe them.
This egotistical charge nurse keeps getting us in trouble and putting our patients in danger; what a reprehensible twat truck.