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tarty martyr 

A tarty martyr is one who is on an epic quest to find the perfect tart for which he will give his life
James: Ooh look that’s nice tart
Sam: But is it the one
James: it’s the one for me
Sam: I respect ur decision thou mighty tarty martyr
tarty martyr by A tarty martyr January 31, 2019
A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.

For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.

However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.
Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?

#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.

Example 2:

Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.

Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.
twarty by dnilim110 March 26, 2010

twarty vagitus 

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.
You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

pop-tarty-lious 

adj. having the taste of a pop tart

n. a exsquisite tasting pop-tart; perferably cinnamon as that's the only good kind
I hate these cherry pop-tarts, but these cinnamon pop-tarts are pop-tarty-lious
pop-tarty-lious by DRBadGuy91 December 13, 2006

Boston T Party

1. colloquial: Boston Thrust Party

2. committing sexual relations with one's self using, especially using the left hand

3. brutally administrating sexual contact to a johnson
Thomas: "I believe Richard had a Boston T Party at work yesterday."
Richard: "Yes, I scheduled it for 3pm."
Harrison: "For the record, I did not participate."

"William, did you supervise a Boston T Party? I wish you would invite more people! I feel like we've lost something."
"Patrick, you know that I can make right with what I left behind."
"William, you are such a cock tease!"

Stacey avoided the unisex public bathrooms since hearing of George Michael and his infamous Boston T party.
Boston T Party by Danfield January 16, 2007