Definitions by inCozNito

Dirty tonometer 

The sexual act of farting directly in someone's eye. (Tonometer is the tool used by eye doctors to test for glaucoma by emitting a puff of air on the ocular surface)

"I got pink eye. I bet it was from when that bitch gave me a dirty tonometer."

Dirty tonometer by inCozNito September 29, 2017

Crotch Wrap Supreme 

n: The collection of food that gathers in your crotch from trying to eat Taco Bell while driving.

My pants are ruined and I'm still hungry, good thing I still have a Crotch Wrap Supreme.

Crotch Wrap Supreme by inCozNito August 29, 2013