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To be intoxicated, drunk, obliterated, fucked up, etc.
Damn dude, I'm so toxied I can't even see straight..
Toxied by RoyalFlyer August 18, 2013
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To tweet something only to delete it minutes or seconds later. Derived from the actor Toby Regbo deleting his tweets right after tweeting them.
Charlotte: hey, I saw you tobied that tweet.
Eva: yeah, there was a typo in it so I had to delete it.
Tobied by emma isabelle February 7, 2015
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Toxied Toxie Tobied Tonied ToxicDiamond Toxxed Taxied Toixed Toried toxed
/toks-i-est/ . adjective: the most toxic, the most poisonous.
the toxiest brew is coming!
toxiest by ri-lo April 20, 2018
1) The toxic or poisonous effect of overexposure to idiots. 2) When too much time in the presence of morons makes you sick.
The toxidiocy level at this company is becoming hazardous to my health.
toxidiocy by anabrak August 13, 2010
A femboy who tries to deny they're gay yet everyone knows that are
The guy is totally a toxie
Toxie by Fanciest Man November 14, 2022
Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned
Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.
Tonied by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005
getting so drunk that one pukes till blood vessels burst in one's eyes
Anthony got so tonied last night that he woke up with scabs on his eyes and vomit in his shower.
tonied by Daniel Zeve March 29, 2005
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