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Toxic Waste 

Toxic Waste is a type of sour sweet that comes in what looks like a small yellow plastic barrel and costs £1. Inside the container, there are many individually wrapped sweets that come in the following flavours - BLack CHerry, Blue Raspberry, Lemon, Apple and Watermelon. Unfortunately, you only ever seem to get one rasperry and one melon per pack. They irritate your mouth if you eat too many in a short space of time, but they are rather addictive.
Oh my GOD ! I just ate 6 toxic waste in a row !! They are sooo good ! But...now I feel as though the top of my mouth has been skinned....I need some bonjela......
Toxic Waste by Lovecat December 15, 2008
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Toxic waste 

Phrase used to describe the people on Twitter, especially gay 14-year-olds.
"Dude I just checked Twitter, there was so much toxic waste."
"They probably called you 'bestie' and got horny over fictional characters, huh?
"Yeah man, and they were all little gay kids."
"Sounds pretty radioactive."
Toxic waste by Cxdavreous March 4, 2021

Toxic Waste Trump 

Environmentalists’ fave nickname for the 45th POTUS.
We must temporarily slog through the swamp of this Toxic Waste Trump as he continues his anti-social attempts to remove the US from the hard-won international environmental accords.
Toxic Waste Trump by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

toxic waste of life 

A person who routinely proves that he/she serves no purpose in society. Generally carry themselves with a sense that they are the hottest shit on planet earth and are incapable of being wrong on any manner. This term can often be applied to celebrities, entertainers, artists and subjects of news stories who recieve accolades for no apparent reason. When critisized will often resort to "pouting" and "acting like a little bitch". Can generally be summed up as a waste of precious oxygen.

toxic waste dump 

A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do?
Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
toxic waste dump by weyus July 26, 2018

Philly Toxic Waste 

Putting a Philadelphia cheesesteak inside your partners vagina and then putting in cheese wiz. You then proceed to mix your dick. It provided a nice stew you feast on afterward.
I totally gave her a Philly Toxic Waste.
Philly Toxic Waste by 69coolkids November 30, 2017

tox1c_.waste 

an amazing best friend who is very weird - marie