Toxford 

A dictionary that surpasses the current 21st century dictionaries. Originated from the 16th century A.D., it was known as Toss-fourd (which is Gaelic for "ultimate knowledge"). Consequently, it evolved through time and have since grown from 1 word "shitmaster" to 162 million words. It's authors, now dead, coined the phrase "with Toss-fourd, men are fed"

"Wow, I never knew the Toxford dictionary was so reknowned, I thought you made that up T."

"Hey A, I think you really need the Toxford, I don't really understand what you are saying."

Toxford by Toxxy August 18, 2009

tuxford

Similar to the phrase "D'oh!", pulling a "tuxford" generally means that you have done something totally moronic such as rebooting a live server with 50k odd users on at the same time instead of the testing server you THOUGHT you were rebooting.

What makes a "tuxford" different from a "D'oh!" is that you have to reboot the live server with a 60 second notice to save your work instead of a 30 minute notice, AND cancel the shutdown before it actually happens. If you accomplish a tuxford, expect constant and endless ridicule over your server administration skills, endless memes using your name amongst your user base, and including having your name used as an urbandictionary.com entry.

1. Tuxford accidentally the whole server.

2. It happened BECAUSE OF TUXFORD.

3. In CCCP, cluster restarts Tuxford.

tuxford by Tobin Shalim January 21, 2010

tuxford

A dump. Can be referred to as a poo, or a place.

"Whoa nelly, this place is like Tuxford"
"Wheres the toilet, i need to take a Tuxford"

tuxford by Aaron Lescott May 23, 2006