Touch dic
"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"
Touch dic by Markvoodle October 20, 2009
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Touch dick moment
An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Touch dick moment by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014
touch dicks
See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)
Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.
touch dicks by Shitlord July 24, 2010
Touch Dicks At The Tips
!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.
Touch Dicks At The Tips by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018
National touch dick day
National touch dick day by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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