Touch dic

the most epic naming fail ever. i mean relly who the fuck names a game touch dic

"hey dude did you play star fox on the ds yet?"
"no man im too busy playing touch dic"
"omgwtfbbq!!!!!"

by Markvoodle October 20, 2009

Touch dick moment

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.

Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

by Malistglrfan March 13, 2014

touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)

Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.

by Shitlord July 24, 2010

Touch Dicks At The Tips

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.

I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021

Touch dictionary

noun
Dictionary for the Nintendo DS

Alternative name: Touch Dic

Touch Dictionary is useless in today's world

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 7, 2023

touch a boy dick day

u got a pass to touch any boy dick

go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019