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did you-a touch-a my spagette 

DIDYOUATOUCHMYSPAGETTE
its a micky-mouse version of goldilocks and the three bears but instead of porridge its spaghetti :)
: :ooo some spaghetti
REE: did you-a touch-a my spagette

: : OHNO

some body touch-a my spaget 

A meme that is so bad it killed itself
A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo. 

lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.

there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.

otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.
Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.

Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."

don't touch me n***a, you do not exist 

A famous line from a song (Drip) that was believed to be Dixie's song for a while, but the real singer of this song is Klondike Blonde.
Me to a celebrity: Omg, I love your videos! May I take a picture? *comes closer to celebrity*

Celebrity: *sings* don't touch me n***a, you do not exist

Me: *walks away sadly*

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken 

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.
Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken