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Tottenham Hotspurs 

Tottenham Hotspurs are a useless and hopeless team, they lack understanding on how to play football and recently let go of their best player (Harry Kane). Regardless of the fact that their team was once stacked, their trophy case is as empty as Manchester United fans' heads.
Person 1: I support Tottenham Hotspurs
Person 2: SHUT UP BOZOOO, RATIOOOOOO
Tottenham Hotspurs by rohaan's father September 12, 2023
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Tottenham Hotspurs 

Tottenham Hotspurs are a bad football team that have not won a league championship since 1961, and have a large fan base of Jewish community. Tottenham thought that they had struck gold when they signed Gareth Bale, and he soon became the team. However he soon came to his senses and realised that Tottenham were shit and left for a team 1000 times better. Currently these clueless supporters just remember the good old days, not just when they had Bale, but those 50 odd years ago when they actually won.
Man1: " hey did you watch the history channel last night?"
Man2: "no what was on?"
Man1: "something from before I was born, did you know Tottenham Hotspurs won a championship once?"
*both men burst into laughter*
Tottenham Hotspurs by XxdanxX November 12, 2014

Tottenham Hotspurs 

One of the most hated clubs in the Premiership. Arsenal, Chelsea and West Ham all hate Spurs (going back to Spurs' large Jewish fanbase) though really it is out of jealousy. Spurs have the best fans in the prem (all this bullshit about toon and sunderland is shite, they all leave when the going gets tough)

to summarise tottenham are amazing, although the results and performances of the team are unpredictable but after all when else can you see amazing players such as richardo rocha and ben alwick??
tottenham hotspurs 5 - 1 arsenal

arsenal fan: yeah its carling cup we didnt play our best team

me: so your best team doesnt include fabregas, adebayor, Van Persie or gallas(before he went mental)

Tottenham hotspurs 

The biggest bottlers in the whole of English football always believing they are better then anyone else without actually winning anything.

They love to pretend they aren't bothered by West Ham United but they constantly try to prove to West Ham fans that West Ham are their cup final team when really Tottenham Hotspurs are just another team that happens to play in the same league and city. It's well known that West Ham fan's biggest fiercest rivalry is Millwall, they even hate minnows Sheffield United more.
I hope they don't bottle it again like Tottenham Hotspurs arrogant fuckers
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