Totes ma gotes 

Another way of saying "suck my dick"

Dude, totes ma gotes

Totes ma gotes by dasavoirtho January 22, 2014

totes ma goates 

The reply/come back to "Calm yo farm"

Ben: "Calm yo farm, dude!"
James: "Totes ma goates"

totes ma goates by Discomania June 18, 2011

totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"

Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.

totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'

- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.

Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)

In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.

totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014