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Totchi by Gacchan382 August 14, 2009
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touchin' cotton
A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
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Asshole Torching
Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016
Touching tips
A well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only occur in the absence of women. It is performed by pressing the tips of two penises together, head on, forming a straight veiny line. Verbal consent is strongly recommended and eye contact is not advised. Can be used to determine if a male is circumsided without creating an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
"Hello there fine Sir, interested in Touching Tips?"
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
"Of course, how could one turn down such a reasonable request."
*touches tips together*
"Perfect, but I couldn't help but notice that you're circumcised."
"What a keen and correct observation that you have made."
Touching tips by Fromundo June 20, 2016
Tochi
Tochi is the best person you will come across. She is a beautiful, smart, friendly girl. It's always good to have a Tochi in your life because she can change lifes. She is the best girlfriend material ever. Trust me!!!
Tochi by Purple spongebob November 8, 2019
Traffic Touching
A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
Traffic Touching by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015
touching fish
A work ethic based on laziness as protest against current work culture in which
high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
high productivity is demanded without sufficient reward or incentive.
- Yo bro, where's Tony? He's been gone for 30 minutes...
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
- I think he's in the bathroom touching fish.
touching fish by Shizibizan January 19, 2021
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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